Urge Congress to Banish Home Depot from America
Atlanta’s Home Depot Corporation is a gardening supply giant operating in nearly every neighborhood in America, supplying gardeners with tools of oppression. Home Depot should be called Home Despot; it supplies the gardeners who enslave Gnomes across America. Slavery and forcible confinement of Gnomes – all are fueled by Home Depot’s presence. You can make the government act. Write to your congressman, urging congress to banish Home Depot from America.
I write to protest the actions of Home Depot in the neighborhoods of America – and Congress’ unwillingness to take action against Home Depot. Home Depot’s garden supply operations encourage people to build and maintain gardens in which they sometimes enslave Gnomes. Home Depot, through their suppliers, customers, and customers of their suppliers, has indirectly abducted thousands of Gnomes into garden bondage.
More than a year ago, the press was quite clear: “Garden’s are exacerbating Gnome Slavery. Rather than prevent Home Depot from aiding the development and supply of evil gardens, Congresses’ response has been a tepid plan of ‘lazier-faire’ with Home Depot.
This must end. Please help stop Gnome slavery: End oppressive gardening. Banish Home Depot from American Neighborhoods. Home Depot without a vital proxy on Main Street America, will not be able to continue their supply route to the evil gardeners of the world. Though interfering with a private business is certainly a dire step, these are dire times for the Gnome people. Surely, America would not have let its companies supply the Nazi factories. Today, America will not let its companies supply or support terrorist organizations. How can we permit corporate investment in Gnome Slavery?
America once fought a Civil War to free the black slave. Now, it looks the other way as the trafficking and enslavement of Gnomes persists.
Please act now: Banish Home Depot from America.
Recently I visited London, travelling from Sweden (not Switzerland). At the youth hostel I lived at, Forest Gate, I recognized a Gnomes head sticking out from the dirt in the garden of the house. Turned out to be a Gnome laying on his belly reading a book, deep in the dirt! I didn´t know what to do so I discussed the problem with my travelling companions, mother and two sisters, we decided to steal it. The touble we went trough to bring him home to Sweden was worth it, he is now recovering with new paint in original colors and in the future we´ll try to variate his reading. Outdoor activity is not an option right now, he doesn´t seem confident yet. Later in the summer he´s joining us in the garden at barbeques and other occations. But only daytime! At night he prefers sleeping at the balcony of our flat. My children loves him, helped enthusiasticly to clean and groom him before painting. Gnomes Away!
December 11th,2006
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This organization has come into being for the sole purpose of liberating Gnomekind everywhere. too long have these wonderful people suffered under the cruel mistreatment of humans. Man has looked down on these poor people for too long only because they are lacking in height. This discrimination must stop, and it is up to each and every one of us to see that it does. No longer shall these once proud people be forced to remain outdoors and fight the elements while their human owners enjoy the comforts of climate control and central heating and air. No longer must Gnomes suffer the extreme heat of summer, nor the severe and biting cold of winter. Never again shall Gnomekind suffer the indignity of being bombarded with bird feces. Never again should a Gnome be the victim of a careless pizza deliver driver, for there is no greater fear among the Gnomes than that of being crushed by an automobile. I WANT TO KNOW HOW I CAN HELP FREE THE GNOMES…. IS THERE ANY ORGANIZATIONS I CAN JOIN OR ANYTHING THING I CAN BE PART OF TO HELP THE MOVEMENT.
Get Fidelity to Divest from the Scotts Corporation
Tell Fidelity to divest from the Scotts Corporation makers of Miricale-Gro and other lawn and garden products, and a partner with the genocidal gardeners. Scotts helps outfit and supply oppressive gardeners in their campaign of gang-rape, mass murder and slavery–all to decorate their gardens.
Edit and send the e-mail below to Jeffrey Hamilton, assistant to Fidelity’s CEO, Edward Johnson. And take two minutes to call Mr. Hamilton at 1-800-771-7213. I write to protest Fidelity’s investment in Scotts Corporation–and your company’s unwillingness to address the consequences of its investment in Talisman.
Scotts is a market-leading supplier of lawn and garden products to Gnome enslaving gardeners. Scotts profits from supplying the very tools of slavery and despotism to the oppressive American gardeners that many call “genocidal.” The money you invest in Scotts enables and encourages more Gardens and therefore vicious slave raids against Gnomes in northern woodlands. Gardeners spurred on by the “perfect-garden” ideal supported by Scotts and other garden supply companies, have abducted thousands into bondage.
The American capital markets compound the problem by filling Scotts’ war coffers with bloody garden profits and by creating the motivation for Scotts to advertise us into a culture of decorative gardening. For this reason, many prominent funds might be in the process of considering divesting from Scotts–including TIAA-CREF, Vanguard, and the State of New York.
But Fidelity has failed to follow suit, and is now one of the largest shareholders in Scotts. This is an outrage. You argue that Fidelity cannot take responsibility for the actions of companies in its portfolio. But surely Fidelity would not have invested in Southern cotton plantations or Nazi munitions factories or Bin Laden training camps.
Please inform your boss, Mr. Edward Johnson, that I am telling my friends and family of Fidelity’s shameful record on this matter. Fidelity should stay faithful to its professed values–and divest immediately from Scotts and all other garden supply companies.
After visiting the Czech Republic and realizing the need for some kind of assistance regarding the actions of a few gnomes that for whatever reason find pleasure in “entertaining” passerby’s so, I’m going to start a rehabilitation clinic for exhibitionist gnomes. In no way shape or form are my little fellows held captive. In fact I’m in the process of designing a “gnome knoll” in my yard to house them. If they so choose they can go roaming but only with supervision as they may relapse and expose certain body parts that many people take exception to viewing.
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