Stop British Slavery

Stop Slave Labor in Britain

Britons , backed by the military regime of (self proclaimed “Great”) Britain, abduct Gnomes and force them to stand in gardens for no pay. These gentle gnome laborers toil imprisoned, often in dangerous conditions. US law prevents companies from opening new business ventures in most evil regimes, but not in Britain. British imports -including clothes, shoes, shrimp, and wood – continue to pour into the US. America needs legislation to ban all imports from Britain.

I write to urge you to create legislation, which would ban all imports from Britain.

Britain is an international pariah. The sham democracy military regime has committed numerous gnome rights violations and – to this day, in the 21st century – continues to allow its citizens to enslave Gnomes. Worse, gnome forced labor in British gardens only makes the gardens – and the economy they decorate – more attractive.

This regime has repeatedly thumbed its nose at the Gnome Liberation Front and the International Gnome Labor Organization. Moreover, previous US inaction has proven to be disastrous. Imports from Britain have actually INCREASED in the past few years.

It is high time to impose a total ban on imports from Britain. A Banish British Imports Bill will send a strong message to the evil British regime and the reigning dictator monarch: You cannot have our money until you stop enslaving Gnomes.

Please introduce this legislation today.

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Comments (2)

The Only Free Gnome out thereSeptember 25th, 2009 at 6:46 am

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE FREE MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS WE HAVE WORKED FOR YOU HUMANS FOR SO LONG PLEASE FREE US WE HAVE RIGHTS LIKE EVERYOTHER LIVING THING SO WHY MAKE US GAURD YOUR HOMES. WE DO NOT CARE IF PEOPLE COME TO YUOR HOMES IF WE WERE FREE WE WOULD HELP YOU ALL GREATLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

demandgnomerightsJanuary 20th, 2010 at 2:58 pm

The most common lawn decoration in the united states of America, is the flamingo, next the Commom Garden gnome. So You would almost be asking the Usa to put a ban on themselves. Gnomes should have the right to come and go as they like, yet we still have to deal with all the gnomes not in their homes,But if they aren’t leaving their lawn spots, maybe they like it. They could enjoy the cities, the small neighborhoods. They have to learn to co-exist with the cats, and dogs, and little kids, and squirrles.

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