Act NowWhat to do if you find a Gnome in Captivity
Help Liberate a Garden Gnome Today! Here’s how:
Send the letter below to the suspected Gnome Captor.
Report the incident to us and include as much of the following information as possible:
Name and Address of Captor
Number and condition of Gnomes in Captivity
Obvious security like fences, alarms, dogs, etc.
The details and results of any contact or negotiations that you may have had
The date the letter below was sent and any response or reaction to it.
Turn the matter over to us. Let the trained professionals at FreeTheGnomes.com intervene on the Gnome’s behalf. If we are successful at Liberating the Gnome you will be given full credit for the action and we will send you a commemorative I Stopped Oppressive Gardening T-Shirt (Not sold in any stores).
Letter to Gnome Captor
Gnome Slave Owner,
We deplore your treatment of gentle woodland creatures, and your total disregard for the basic principles of liberty.
Your moral bankruptcy is evidenced by your acts of wanton recklessness and the deliberate use of coercive force and terror tactics against gentle and innocent creatures.
It has come to our attention that a Gnome is being held captive in your garden. We do not, as a rule, negotiate with terrorists, however, we request that he be released immediately. Already your actions have prompted copycat offenses, which we have witnessed, including the deplorable use of a Gnome as a hood ornament.
We understand that you probably were not responsible for the innocent Gnome’s original capture but rather purchased him from a Gnome slave trafficker like a garden center or craft show. Please understand that we are not holding you responsible for the state of Gnome slavery in America.
We are, however, asking you to put an end to your involvement. Do the responsible thing; free your Gnome today.
FreetheGnomes.com has specially trained caseworkers who will gladly work with you toward the goal of returning your Gnome to the northern woodlands from where he came. Please contact us today at FreeMe@FreeTheGnomes.com.
Although American law currently permits you to keep a Gnome in slavery, we believe it to be morally reprehensible. We hope that upon honest reflection, you will agree.
Stop Oppressive Gardening. Free the Gnomes.
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