Urge Congress to Banish Home Depot from America Atlanta's Home Depot Corporation is a gardening supply giant operating in nearly every neighborhood in America, supplying gardeners with tools of oppression. Home Depot should be called Home Despot; it supplies the gardeners who enslave Gnomes across America. Slavery and forcible confinement of Gnomes - all are fueled by Home Depot's presence. You can make the government act. Write to your congressman, urging congress to banish Home Depot from America. I write to protest the actions of Home Depot in the neighborhoods of America - and Congress' unwillingness to take action against Home Depot. Home Depot's garden supply operations encourage people to build and maintain gardens in which they sometimes enslave Gnomes. Home Depot, through their suppliers, customers, and customers of their suppliers, has indirectly abducted thousands of Gnomes into garden bondage. More than a year ago, the press was quite clear: "Garden's are exacerbating Gnome Slavery.” Rather than prevent Home Depot from aiding the development and supply of evil gardens, Congresses' response has been a tepid plan of 'lazier-faire' with Home Depot. This must end. Please help stop Gnome slavery: End oppressive gardening. Banish Home Depot from American Neighborhoods. Home Depot without a vital proxy on Main Street America, will not be able to continue their supply route to the evil gardeners of the world. Though interfering with a private business is certainly a dire step, these are dire times for the Gnome people. Surely, America would not have let its companies supply the Nazi factories. Today, America will not let its companies supply or support terrorist organizations. How can we permit corporate investment in Gnome Slavery? America once fought a Civil War to free the black slave. Now, it looks the other way as the trafficking and enslavement of Gnomes persists. Please act now: Banish Home Depot from America.